The Nursing Home Song (The Longest Days)
SONG (for Veterans) The Nursing Home Song (The Longest Day” Paul Anka) By Alex Diaz-Granados Juan Carlos Hernandez Many folks came to retire Many folks came for the tea. Many folks have indigestion From the dinner they serve at three. Many folks are bored already Many folks are getting rude. Many folks want this to end now Or they’ll start to Bingo in the nude. The longest days, the longest days In Nursing Homes, the longest days Full of woes and full of masks Full of coughs and now with hacks. Many folks they blame the Donald Many folks blame the Chinese Many folks praise Dr. Fauci In the longest days in history. The longest days, the longest days In Nursing Homes, the longest days. Applesauce and Cottage cheese And all the Gelatin you’ll ever see. Many folks want to see family Many folks need to be seen Nursing Homes need more attention In the longest days in history.