Life in the Time of Coronavirus: Put Toilet Paper On Your Movie Marquee!
Graphic by Open-ClipArt Vectors from Pixabay From Facebook's Captain Grammar Pants group : This is a non-standard post, driven by the fact that I am in self-quarantine; it has nothing to do with grammar. If you want all of your friends to (figuratively) blow up your newsfeed, just ask them to take a film title and substitute "toilet paper" for one of the nouns. For example: O Toilet Paper, Where Art Thou? My Fractured Toilet Paper Movie Titles A Toilet Paper Too Far The Toilet Paper on the River Kwai Toilet Paper Now The Battle of Toilet Paper Zero Dark Toilet Paper Captain Toilet Paper Raiders of the Lost Toilet Paper Revenge of the Toilet Papers Zulu Toilet Paper Band of Toilet Papers The Lord of the Toilet Paper Star Wars - Episode I: The Phantom Toilet Paper Star Wars - Episode II: Toilet Paper of the Clones Star Wars - Episode III: Toilet Paper of the Sith Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Toilet Paper Star Wars - Episode V: The Toilet Paper S...